“Some nigga ask me why Jay never shout me out
Like I’m supposed to give a fuck
Don’t you know that I be out in France
Where the fans throw they hands like Pacquiao
Not cause my looks, cause my hooks could knock Rocky out”

Shit my coworkers say...

  • Me: Dude, these floss picks are addicting to use. No wonder you're always using them.
  • Alex: Yeah they're a nice oral fixation - something you can dick around with...in your mouth...
  • Me: ಠ_ಠ

jraquino:

kashmeare:

The pink one.

Grammar is sexy kids. Take notes.

jessebarrera:

I Never Said That It Was Easy Ft. Melissa Polinar

From my new album “You’ll Feel Alive” which will be available on iTunes and BIGCARTEL September 23rd!!! Pre-Order your copy now http://www.jessebarrera.bigcartel.com 

Spread the word! Hope you like it <3 Get your CD and limited edition T-shirts now!

Clinton Sparks - Ambiguous

She loves me, she loves me not
I can’t tell if she’s down or not
Oh you like me what the hell does that mean?
Don’t be so ambiguous girl, don’t be so ambiguous girl

Shit my coworkers say...

  • Seng: Happy birthday Alex, normally I'd say "Happy Vaginal Ejection Day" but you were a C-Section.
  • Alex: This is true.
  • Lannice: Congratulations, you've never been in your mother's vagina before.
  • Alex: You don't know that.

Boys, grab your guns, it’s all in good fun
We’re making ‘em run, making ‘em run
Why should I feel bad?
I’m the one with the gun in my hands
I think it’s time we said goodbye
You’re wasting all our time, wasting our time
Why should you feel bad?
You’re the one with nothing on the line

— My American Heart - Boys, Grab Your Guns!

lisasamoun:

most expensive pussy.

$22,950

Better put a ring on it too

Posted on August 12, 2011

Reblogged from: PRETTY WINGS

Notes: 3 notes

Twice as deadly.

Twice as deadly.

sophiniesom:

Dwele - Open Your Eyes (Bobby Caldwell cover)

I see you in a lonely place
How can you be so blind
You’re still regretting the love you left
Left behind

Oh darling, I see you go through your changes
Sitting alone each night
Are you expecting to find the love?
Love that’s right 

Well darling, open your eyes
And let me show you the light
You’ll never find the love that’s right

Posted on August 10, 2011

Reblogged from: sophinie.

Notes: 2 notes

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